Facelift!

The blog looks like Jackal Poop so i'm changing the style! Horray!

Today, this stupid spartan said "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and ran at our magnificent army with only a pistol. He got sniped and we ate his kneecaps for breakfeast.

Heretic Pit: AIDS are escaping. Jackals sent in for lulz.

Bye,

Kwarsh

UPDATE: CANT CHANGE! WHAT THE HELL?

Babies!

Yayap's aunt had little babie grunties! There names are: KoonFlip, Kwasartas, Babap, Flum, Muthaloed, GregYap, Flipkoon, Yaflip and Gregassas.

Imagine the diaper bill!


Heretic Pit Update: 2 Grunt Brutes thrown into pit, 1 Prophet baby who had a rattle that activates Halo.

Until we meet again,

Kwarsh

Amazing Thing

Some one jumped off an Elephant only to be run over by a warthog, get stuck by a random sticky, thrown into random fusion coils, get blown up, thrown over the battlefield, hit by a cone, Teabagged by noobs, then a random frag grenade throws his body across map only to splatter some invisible n00b. Pretty sweet.

Best Wishes,

Kwarsh

Yayap's Teaspoon

Yayap found a teasoppn today infected with paracytamol so he was rushed to hospital. But he's fine now

One of the council wanted to demolish the Heretic Pit. He was thrown into the Heretic Pit!

See You!

Kwarsh

Hi!

Hello, my Grunty friends!

Welcome to Kwarsh's Supremely Awesome Blog, where you will find everything to fulfill your Grunty Thirst!

Please Enjoy!

Anyway today we tried a Jackal for crimes against the Covenant. He was found guilty of high treason by the council and was thrown into the Heretic Pit, forced to listen to bad jokes told by humans while being infected by the AIDS.

See you next time!

Kwarsh, Supreme Overlord, The Covenant